New 97% accurate climate forecast model

After extensive & thorough testing against the climatic science evidence (aka models), I am now ready to reveal to the world the latest state of the art climate prediction system. The current forecast is below:

Forecast model

My 100 year forecast
(97% accurate)

The above image was supposed to change each time it is viewed, but unfortunately, wordpress caches the file which spoils the joke. For a working demo see:

Please note, that as a real time system constantly taking account of new temperature data (both modern and historical) the temperature prediction may vary slightly between views. This is to be expected as it is having to constantly adapt to new 20th century temperature data.

Note: whilst every endeavour has been made to ensure this model is 97% accurate – it should not be relied on for any commercial, industrial, military, medical, governmental, agricultural, marine, fictional, crossword, scrabble or any other form of intellectual use.

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5 Responses to New 97% accurate climate forecast model

  1. catweazle666 says:

    Hey SS, you’ll make a real climate scientist yet!

  2. When I look at the image all I see is a naked woman!

    • That’s too esoteric! I think each of us sees our own special forecast. If you look carefully, you can even see the point where kick the bucket .. oh no! That’s just dirt on my screen.

  3. TinyCO2 says:

    I think your model has predicted my lawn… Using my lawn as a model of your model I can push the prediction further into the future and I can confidently claim temperature in 500 years will look like an azalea.

  4. If it were my lawn – there would have to be a flat bit where my son had a bonfire!

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